Monday, March 30, 2009

Resident Evil 5

I don't feel like writing a ton on it at the moment, but it's a gorgeous game, I've played it through six or seven times and gotten okay at the minigame "mercenaries".

Gorgeous Hair and I have plans to play a bit of co-op, which I'm looking forward to.

3 stars

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Street Fighter 4

I had a dream last night where I'd made an awesome new friend. He only had one problem: he constantly pooped his pants. Being in his company was being in his poopy pants' company, and it was ruining an otherwise awesome time. Eventually I had to man up in my dream and ask him about the issue.

"What, you mean Seth?" was his response.

He'd named his unfortunate affliction "Seth", and so it's fitting that Capcom decided to name their instance of pants crapping amidst otherwise good times "Seth" as well. Seth is the last boss in Street Fighter 4 and he sucks. I didn't quite believe it when everyone cried "cheap!". After spending half an hour fighting Seth with Gen on "Easiest" difficulty I fully understood.

Gorgeous Hair and I unlocked everyone. It was some of the least fun I've ever had with a video game. I have zero desire to play the game anymore.


2 stars