Friday, October 30, 2009

Fallout 3

I had no intention of playing Fallout 3. Gorgeous Hair said he was going to wait till the "game of the year" edition came out, and he kept to his word. Purdy Teeth, GH and I were hanging out playing it shortly after he got it. The next day Purdy Teeth owned a copy. Two days later, I did.

That's excessive, by any measure. It's a damn old game now, but none of us was willing to wait to borrow the game. Do I regret spending that money when I could have waited a month and borrowed it from either of them? Nope.

Fallout 3 is nothing short of fantastic. It makes every RPG I've played in the past decade seem impossibly archaic. The fact that Final Fantasy 13 is going to come out next year with a "you stand there, I'll stand here, I'll hop over and hit you, now you hop over and hit me" battle system is pathetic. This game is everything a RPG should be.

A small example: Megaton is a town with an unexploded nuke in the center of it. The mayor would love it if you'd disarm it. You can either do it for free for good karma, or you can charge for the service. Mister Burke would like you to detonate it, and he will pay you much better than the mayor. You can do either of those things. You can kill Burke, and you can kill the mayor. You can get the mayor to arrest Burke, and have Burke kill the mayor for you. And everything in the game is structured like this. There's no one path. Not even close. Now that all three of us are playing it, we've been amazed at how different each of our games is. We fight with different weapons, run with different people, do different quests.

The game's huge, dense and a joy to exist in. All other RPG's have been put on notice.

4 stars

Tekken 6

Problems (Obvious): Laggy Online
Problems (Nitpicky but I care more):
- No ability to set vs mode to automatically go back to character select, and as a subset, only p1 can choose whether to rematch or reselect characters.
- Online VS, when it dumps you back to the character select screen forgets the character you were playing as and resets to hovering over Lars.
- Music is so-so
- Backgrounds are limited and lacking much of the whimsy and magic that Tekken 5 had. Some are great (Tomato Stage, Temple) but there's too few and too many duds.
- The glow is aaaawwwwful. Try playing Lili on the tree stage to see what I'm talking about. She's a white blob. I can shut off Motion Blur, why not Glow?
Things I like:
- It's Tekken
- Character models and designs are stellar. No seriously. This game does such a better job than every other fighter out there with their character design it's obscene. There's not much new on the default costume front (everyone's in their Tekken 5 gear, which is admittedly lame), but the customizations are excellent. Between making Nina a flight attendant and Bob a fat Power Ranger, there's lots of amazing looking options.
- Scenario mode may be a mediocre Final Fight clone, but it's a much nicer way to earn custom items and money than playing against the computer for days on end. It would have been even better had they done something like Virtua Fighter 4 Evo's quest mode, or Soul Calibur's for that matter; keeping the core gameplay while sending you on an interesting adventure (where you win lots of clothes).
So yeah, do I think they could have done better? Yup. Will it be my favorite fighting game for the next two or three years? Yup.

3 stars